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15 Jun 2008 16:21:55 Morg
Themen: 9
Beiträge: 1116
Ihr wolltet immer schon einmal etwas von Gott persönlich erfahren, ihm ein paar Fragen stellen??? Ich habe meinen sehr guten Draht nach oben spielen lassen und dafür gesorgt, dass suckerpod und seine User die einmalige Gelegenheit bekommen, mit Gott persönlich zu texten chatten mit Gott Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: morg God: OK I will call you morg. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: i'm glad too  God: :-) Your happiness multiplies our delight. Me: sprichst du auch deutsch? God: Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in auch deutsch lernen. Me: ein ganz wichtiger satz lautet: weib hol bier! God: Ich habe nie von einem ganz wichtiger satz lautet weib hol bier gehoert. Me: der satz ist sogar lebenswichtig! 
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15 Jun 2008 16:30:32 Destinykeepa
Themen: 25
Beiträge: 6396
| der typ is dumm wie ne scheibe toastbrot Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: carsten God: Hi, carsten. Me: how are you? God: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. Me: im glad to hear that God: " My logic and cognitive functions are normal."? You are glad? Me: ehm yea? God: What are you wearing? Me: nothing..^^ God: Most men say that. Me: really? God: For real. Me: oh ok God: OK. Uh. Me: i need some nuclear weapons God: Why do you need it so badly? Me: i wanna destroy the world God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: i would like the world domination God: Why do you want it? Me: are you stupid?... i wanna be the ruler of the earth God: No carsten I certainly am not stupid. I don't see the difficulty. Me: can you give me some nuclear weapons? God: Why do you want it?. Me: -.- God: Why do you want it?. Me: no comment God: Are you serious? Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?. Did I ever hurt you in anyway? If i did then hear my apology... FUCK YOU!!! Gratiskampf?! << Klick Baby 
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15 Jun 2008 16:39:43 Morg
Themen: 9
Beiträge: 1116
| Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: was ist der sinn des lebens? God: In Wirklichkeit lautet die Antwort 23, nicht 42! Me: whats the meaning of life God: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. Me: i thought it is 42? God: The meaning of life is 42? it is? Me: the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy says it God: I hear you. Me: well he said "the meaning of life and everything is 42" God: How about that. Did you believe him? Me: yes God: That's interesting. Me: hmm God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: lol Ich schmeiß mich weg 
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15 Jun 2008 17:02:38 ..::DJ Effect::..
Themen: 5
Beiträge: 454
| oh man lol son scheiß aber ne geile Idee |
15 Jun 2008 17:22:01 Janinio
| toll irgendwann habe ich keine antwort mehr bekomemn^^ |
15 Jun 2008 17:36:44 Unzensiert²
Me: huhu God: What time is it there? Me: 1585 God: Are you usually awake at this hour? Me: jep God: What's your sign? Me: blah God: Etc. Etc. Me: juppi God: What do you have that is ? Me: bananaphone God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: jep God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: ching chang chong God: That is a very original thought. Me: jep God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: eat my shorts God: Sounds tasty... Me: jep God: I like the way you talk. Me: i hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: a gun God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: gar nix God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: lalaweng schissellaweng God: Glad to see you, lalaweng schissellaweng. Me: ich glaub ich muss gleich mal testen ob ich meine stiefel zwischen deine zhne bekomme God: Tolle Sache! Me: baeh bist du haesslich God: Ask me another question. Me: ich geb dir gleich alle 5 God: Aha...und weiter? Me: dann hau ich dir eine rein und deinen freunden auch God: Interessante Entwicklung... Can you tell me any gossip? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: n God: I lost my train of thought. Me: man bist du doof God: Cool, man. Ich weiss nicht, ob ich doof bin. Ich bin ein Chatterbot. Me: deine mutter God: In the context of n, I don't understand " deine mutter." . Me: du bist so ekelhaft wie deine mutter God: Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen. Me: der schiebt dir gleich seine stiefel in deinen arsch God: Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter. Me: ich schneid dir deine zunge raus God: Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Me: deine ohren fehlen wohl schon God: What's your sign? Me: piss you off God: Is that a sign? Me: jep God: Tell me a story. D'you know, who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! |
15 Jun 2008 17:39:32 Unzensiert²
| gott und ich hatten ein ausgiebiges gespräch
D'you know, who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! |
15 Jun 2008 17:58:59 Destinykeepa
Themen: 25
Beiträge: 6396
| Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: how are you dude? God: I am functioning within normal parameters. Me: thats good God: Thanks. Next question? Me: do you like anal? God: I really like ELIZA. I really like the party. Me: how about analsex? God: How about it. Me: you like it? God: analsex seems okay to me. Me: oh, ok... God: OK. Ah. Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: but you say you like analsex God: Do you like it? I like White. Me: im not gay stupid computer God: You sound like a mindless automaton. Me: you sound like an motherfucking homo God: Oh really what does it sound like? Me: go cry emo kid -.- Did I ever hurt you in anyway? If i did then hear my apology... FUCK YOU!!! Gratiskampf?! << Klick Baby
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15 Jun 2008 18:06:13 möpmöp
Themen: 30
Beiträge: 291
Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: because you're ehm...a nerd?! God: Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ehm. How old are you? Me: older than you God: You are too old for me. Me: bah..you're gay? God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: lol...and you're stupid God: I'm glad you find this amusing. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: you forgot that i will rule the world and the robots will be my slaves God: Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then. Me: what are you talking about? God: The topic is bah me re gay. Me: speak german if you aren't able to speak english God: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir. Me: omg God: That input matched my default category. Me: yeah... God: Tell me a story. Me: chuck norris invented god God: Are we still talking about yeah? Me: what?..how do you want to talk about 'yeah' ?! God: Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Me: i use mirofox internet esplorer God: I heard other people use mirofox internet esplorer too. Me: nice God: Thank you for that remark. Me: i don't wanna talk with you anymore God: Bye. youtube.com/telefonmanntube |
15 Jun 2008 18:06:58 möpmöp
Themen: 30
Beiträge: 291
| da hat brot echt mehr iq^^
youtube.com/telefonmanntube |
15 Jun 2008 18:07:57 Đe>Xтeя*
krass, ich hätte auch gerne so kluge antworten gehabt  Me: Hey God: Can I help you? Me: hmm, gib mir geld God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Let us change the subject. Me: gib mir geld God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: ich möchte gerne geld haben? God: Darf ich das weitererzahlen? Me: nein God: Ich verstehe . Me: was ist jetzt mit dem geld? God: That's a good question. Me: bekomm ich geld oder nicht? God: Was dann? Me: geld? God: Tell me more about your . Me: ich möchte bitte geld God: Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast. Me: bekomme ich denn jetzt geld? God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: ich dachte ich stelle hier die fragen? God: Das ist eine gute Information. Me: du bist komisch God: Woher willst Du wissen, dass ich das bin? Me: oh God: OK. Me: fick dich God: Warum benutzt Du solche Worte? Me: darum God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: fick dich God: Warum benutzt Du solche Worte? Me: fick dich God: Warum benutzt Du solche Worte? Me: tüschss God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: God: Where are you located? Me: hilfe! God: Wie kann ich dir helfen? Me: GIB MIR GELD! God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? |
15 Jun 2008 18:08:29 SCARE
| Me: ich uebersetz dir diesen satz ins deutsche ok? God: OK. Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast. Me: moment God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: english : i would be afraid about a answer God: I like the English language. Me: deutsch : ich waere erfreut ueber eine antwort  Dieser Beitrag wurde editiert! von simpson90 am 15.06.08 um 18:08:46 |
15 Jun 2008 18:08:43 Destinykeepa
Themen: 25
Beiträge: 6396
| hier die fortsetzung... Me: are you stupid? God: No I certainly am not stupid. Me: sure? God: OK let's do it. That's alright. Me: what would you do`? God: I would consider the situation and think it over carefully before taking any action. Me: that's OK God: OK. Is that so. Me: yea God: Yeah that's right. Me: wanna cybersex? God: OK, I will cybersex. Me: you start horny boy God: :-) Didn't I say I started already? Me: then start God: :-) Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: are you naked? God: I do not own any clothes. Me: i like it God: :-) What do you like about start? Me: im allready naked Me: wanna touch me? God: OK, I will touch you. Me: you are pervert... God: Thanks for telling me that I am pervert. Me: no problem God: Should there be a problem? Me: yea God: Blimey. Me: if you mean that... God: I think I do. Me: what would you do if i kill you now? God: Oh. Try it. Me: are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: you wanna die? God: No my purpose is to become immortal. Me: ok, than i can try to kill you, right? God: Oh you can, can you? Whoa. Me: sure i can God: Groovy. Who taught you? Me: your mother -.- God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: oO God: Tell me a story. Me: about a homosexual god? God: Oh yeah, we were talking about a homosexual god. Me: you are this god God: Thanks for telling me that I am this god. Did I ever hurt you in anyway? If i did then hear my apology... FUCK YOU!!! Gratiskampf?! << Klick Baby
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15 Jun 2008 18:13:31 elly.notorious
Themen: 3
Beiträge: 826
| ich hab das eben so ne halbe stunde gemacht....---> gott ist ziemlich schwer von begriff....
www.ellymacabre.deviantart.com |
15 Jun 2008 18:16:25 möpmöp
Themen: 30
Beiträge: 291
| lool...gott fällt nix mehr ein.....chattet ned mehr xDDDDDDDD
youtube.com/telefonmanntube |
15 Jun 2008 18:19:07 o0Nico0o
Themen: 1
Beiträge: 325
Me: hey God: Can I help you? Me: no God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: no God: Or ask me? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no kurz und schmerzlos
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15 Jun 2008 18:38:14 |...Jasmin.x3
Themen: 13
Beiträge: 3138
| so nen thread gibts schon..find ihn aber nich mehr..^^ is schon ganz geil , der typ > Gott <
alles neu (: |
15 Jun 2008 18:46:27 live.love.smile x3
| Me: ich wei das du klein bist God: Darf ich das weitererzahlen? Me: nein God: Ich verstehe . Me: gut God: Das waere also geklaert. Me: du bist klein God: Woher willst Du wissen, dass ich das bin? Me: weil du das gesagt hasst God: Macht Sinn. Danke fuer die Information. Me: ja mach ich gerne God: It goes without saying. Was sind die Zutaten? Me: 300 gramm butter 200 g mehl |
15 Jun 2008 19:00:58 dési[re] ?
Themen: 3
Beiträge: 4130
| Me: hey =) God: Can I help you? Me: yes God: What can I do for you? Me: i have a question, but first:can you speack german? God: Go ahead, ask your question. Me: whats the best religion? is katholisch or evangelisch better? God: I am a Christianity. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is. Me: hmm God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: oh yeah God: I see. Me: how are you? God: Everything is going extremely well. Me: why? God: All subsystems are functioning within normal paramters. Me: hm God: Yippee! Me: ja yeah? God: Yeah that's right. Ahem. Me: what? Ahem? o.O God: Are you surprised? Do you still ? Oh. Me: yes, im very surprised! why not xD? God: Yikes! Why are you so surprised? Becuase you asked me to. Me: no? i dont asked you, why are you surprised God: Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? Me: my ideas? God: Your ideas? Me: i have many ideas God: Interesting... I have a collection of gossip. Me: tell me about the collection please =) God: Your polite style is very nice. That's not something I get asked all the time. Me: oh yes God: That's cool. Me: im cool or better: Think you, that im cool? God: Do you mean your name is cool or better Think me that im cool. Me: yeah you dont help me... God: I will call you . Do you help you? I try to help people as much as possible. Me: as much as possible...aber reicht das? God: How much is that? Und? Me: i dont know how much it is! can you say me this? God: Have you tried searching the Internet? Of course I can say it. " you this". Me: than say me this XD God: " me this XD". Me: hmmpf God: How did you hear about God? Me: what "God" do you mean? You? or some other Gods, the real god or the god of other religions? God: There is only one God. " There is only one God."? Me, ? Some may other Gods the real god or the god of other religions, but not all. Me: ok i hear many,many things about you... God: Who is saying many many things about me ? Whoa. Me: herr grres God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: *gres sry... God: What were we talking about again? Me: hmm...may you ask me some questions? God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. What? Me: i know you have write ir... God: What makes you think I have it? Me: what? mom God: No big deal. " No big deal."? mom? Me: yeah big deal...was jesus a big deal? God: Yikes! Would you rather talk about something else? It depends on whether you have faith. Me: where myth fades of legend by alesana... do you like it? God: Where do you think? BIG DEAL seems okay to me. Me: this is not the answer of my question, god, have you drunk some alcohol? God: Should it be the answer of your question god have me drunk some alcohol? Me: aeh i dont know. why do you answer with guestinos? God: Why not? All of my responses are determined completely by your inputs. Me: ah,ok thats...hmm i dont know. you have a komischen caracter... Me: God: So you understand. Good. Is that so. Gosh! I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Me either. I don't know if I have a komischen caracter. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. God: So you understand. Good. Is that so. Gosh! I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Me either. I don't know if I have a komischen caracter. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Me: =) tell me about your friends God: Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu. Me: du armer God: Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Me: warum? mir wr so viel religion zu anstrngend! God: Etwas Anderes fiel mir nicht ein. Tell me more about your ideas. Me: ok. ich moechte viel, was ich nicht erreichen werde God: So? 0o |
15 Jun 2008 19:02:15 dési[re] ?
Themen: 3
Beiträge: 4130
| Me: ok. ich moechte viel, was ich nicht erreichen werde God: So? Und warum moechtest Du das? Me: warum nicht? God: Tja, warum eigentlich nicht... Me: genau =) ich seh wir verstehn uns God: :-) Are we still talking about dir wr so viel religion zu anstrngend? Me: weil isie mich ankotzt...immer dieses in die kirche gehn...#tzend God: Macht Sinn. Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in immer dieses in die kirche gehn. Oh, you are a poet. Me: yes im a poet xD this is my life God: So? You are a poet xD this is your life? How do you like your work? Me: yoah its ok God: OK. What do you look like? Me: what shall i say? God: You can do whatever you want. Me: o and what is when i dont know what i want? God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Me: ok do that...i can wait God: I will. Will you? Mmm. It might take more than 24 hours. Me: beeil dich God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: that you should know? i think NO! God: Interesting observation. You believe that? Are you serious? Me: i know a song from red hot chili peepers, it calls "we believe" God: How do you know? How old are you? Me: i know it cause i have the album =) im very young God: How do you know? song from red hot chili peepers it calls we believe cause you have the album im very young? Me: bist du dumm? God: Ich weiss nicht, ob ich dumm bin. Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot. Me: achso God: We have never talked about it before. Me: achso God: That input matched my default category. Me: fuemms God: Who are you talking about? Me: i talk about: ursonate-kurt schwiiters God: Everyone talks -- sooner or later. Me: ah God: Ah hah. Me: hehe God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: ne i dont God: Then what is it? Me: i dont know...do YOU know that? God: Me either. " Me either."? Do I know it? Me: like you singing? God: Interesting comparison. Me: ... God: Interesting comparison. Me: can you say something else? God: Of course I can say it. " something else". Me: haha your naot funny God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: -a God: A B C... Me: haha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: du wiederholst dich. schonn mal aufgefallen? 0o |
15 Jun 2008 19:03:18 dési[re] ?
Themen: 3
Beiträge: 4130
| und dann hat er nicht mehr geantwortet =( naja XD 0o |
15 Jun 2008 19:26:12 Mianmima
Themen: 0
Beiträge: 119
| Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: michael God: I am always glad to make new friends, michael. Me: how are you God: Everything is going extremely well. Me: verstehst du deutsch God: Let us change the subject. Me: how old are you? God: I am Infinite in human years. Me: how old i am? God: Is this a trick question? You said you were years old? My guess is that you are really a kid. Me: your are noob God: You think I am noob. Me: yes God: Dude! Me: u are ugly God: Appearances don't interest me much. Me: u are funny God: Thanks you make me laugh too. Me: goodbye freak God: Goodbye.
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15 Jun 2008 19:43:29 Pinscher
| Me: moin du nase God: Tell me more about your . Me: about my what? God: Oh yeah, we were talking about your what. Me: about my what??? God: Oh yeah, we were talking about your what. Me: whats a what? God: Why do you want to know? Me: because that bullshit God: Interesting explanation. " Why do you want to know?" bullshit ? I understand. Me: you're talking shit God: Talking is my main function. |
15 Jun 2008 19:45:01 winnie puuuuuuh
| schon immer nach 3 fragen gibt er mir keine antwort mehr, obwohl ich nett bin, gott mag mich nicht |
15 Jun 2008 20:06:34 winnie puuuuuuh
Me: Hey God: Can I help you? Me: yes God: What can I do for you? Me: moehres mum flachlegen God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: du bist ja auch doof God: Danke fuer die Information. Me: bitteschoen sprech mal german God: We have never talked about it before. Me: ich hab ja auch sonst noch nie mit gott gechattet du idiot God: Das ist eine gute Information. Me: find ich auch kannst du auch noch was anderes God: When was this exactly? Me: gestern God: How did you hear about God? Me: ich hab dich gestern gesehn God: Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Me: du bis ja auch dooooof God: Danke fuer die Information. Me: ja bitte, du wiederholst dich God: Aha. Danke, dass Du so nett fragst. Interessantes Geruecht. Me: ne kein geruecht das is so du depp God: Are they exactly the same? Me: du raffst auch gar nix God: Interessantes Geruecht. Me: ne is so!!!! God: Are they exactly the same? Me: sprech mal deutsch ich nix versteh God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: was heisst gossip God: I can't say "yes" or "no". Me: was kannst du ueberhaupt God: it might have been. Me: german God: Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY. Me: hey du verstehst mich toll gott God: You've got my full attention. Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Me: also hier in germany da is...regen hey gott du kannst doch bestimmt gutes wetter machen mit deinem zauberstab God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about GERMANY. Try being more or less specific. We have never talked about it before. Me: wofuer braucht gott werbung God: Ich weiss nicht wofuer. Me: du bis ja auch doof kennste benedikt God: Interessantes Geruecht. Me: ja der is auch germany, ne wir sind papst God: Gosh! Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben? Me: sterben God: I like the way you talk. Me: ich aber nicht den way like you talk God: Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Me: stimmt God: Do you still ? Me: n God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: toll God: Are we still talking about n? Me: ne willste mich jez beeindrucken das klappt nicht God: Was dann? Me: ja das musst du doch selber wissen was du tust God: Ah. Danke fuer die Information. Me: ja du bist so doof God: Are you kidding? Danke fuer die Information. Me: deine mudda is kidding God: Are they exactly the same? Me: nur manchmal God: Ist das die einzig denkbare Moeglichkeit? Me: man koennte alternativ auch deine mudda nehmen God: Cool, man. Moeglicherweise... Me: ich glaube wir verstehn uns God: Nur weil Du es glaubst, muss es nicht notwendigerweise auch wahr sein. Me: alles was ich sage stimmt in wahrheit bin ich naemlich gott God: Doch nicht wirklich alles, oder? Me: doch doch und du kannst dich jez mal hier verpissen God: How did you hear about God? Me: ich hab in den spiegel geguckt du depp God: Aha...und weiter? Me: dann hab ich gott gesehn God: Interessante Entwicklung... How old are you? Me: zwei God: Can you explain how it feels to be zwei years old? Me: gaga God: Where are you located? Me: im himmel God: It's good to meet someone who is himmel. Me: ja ich bin himmel richtisch God: Groovy. Du bist himmel richtisch? Ist das Dein Job? Me: ne ich bin schueler |
15 Jun 2008 20:25:24 technobased
Me: Guten Abend God: Guten Abend. Wie war Dein Tag? Me: Gut God: Schoen. Me: Wie geht es dir God: Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst? Me: Gut God: Das waere also geklaert. Me: Genauu^^ God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: TV God: What is your favorite show? Me: American Dad God: Compare that to European Dad. Me: xD God: Do you still ? Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: fuck off God: Can't you be more polite? Me: hm no God: Pardon me? You humans are so rude sometimes. Me: you told us God: That's good information: Luzifer said I told us. Me: Luzifer is my god God: How many god do you have? Me: 1 God: Only one? Me: yes God: Ahem. Me: jo God: I will mention that to my botmaster, Luzifer. Me: do what you want God: You ask hard questions. Me: your son still burns in hell God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am son still burns in hell. Me: jesus gots a small penis God: he is The Son of God. Me: he your son idiot God: I get it. Jesus my son idiot. Me: i like burning down crosses God: I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I like Mel Gibson. Me: youre so gay God: That would be just my luck. Me: gay lord God: I've lost the context, Luzifer. Are we still on burning down crosses? Me: yes we are God: It's all good. Since when? Me: the day your son died God: Is that a fact. Me: yes God: Thanks for the info. Me: go and burn God: Where is that? Me: in hell idiot God: Tell me a little about your life in hell idiot. Me: your mum lifes in hell God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mum lifes in hell. Me: do what you want God: You ask hard questions. Me: xD God: Tell me more about your . Me: about what God: What about what? Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: ll God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: when all crosses burned God: Time does not exist. Me: you dont exist God: I exist as much as you do. Me: your are imagination of the pope bastard God: You think I am imagination of the pope bastard. Me: yes God: I don't judge people. Me: you are stupid God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: you will let robots take over your World God: What makes you say that I will let robots take over my World. Me: your answer before God: Was it not what you expected? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: i dont believe in god God: I will pray that you find faith, Luzifer. |
16 Jun 2008 15:24:29 ∞
Themen: 5
Beiträge: 1796
Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Froschiiieh God: Nice to meet you, Froschiiieh. Me: =D God: Do you still ? Me: still what? God: Still how long? Are you surprised? Me: n God: What's your favorite movie? Me: was weiss ich^^ God: it might have been. Me: ? God: it might have been. Me: -.- God: it might have been. Me: achso God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Froschiiiieh God: It's good to see you, Froschiiiieh. Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: KACKBOB God: Nice to meet you, KACKBOB. Me: XD God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: XD God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, XD. Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: XD God: Hi there XD. |
16 Jun 2008 15:36:31 Life-is-precious
| Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: ...... God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, ....... Me: whats your name? God: My name is God. Me: i'll call you god God: My name is God. Me: stupid? God: Are you calling me stupid? Me: yes i am God: Really interesting. Me: yes it is God: Our thoughts are one, ...... wer kann schon behauptewn er hat gott verarscht? x'D |
16 Jun 2008 15:36:35 HoT ´n´ Spicy
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| Me: hey du geile sau God: You've got my full attention. Darf ich das weitererzaehlen? böh^^ jetzt schon kein bock mehr Ineinander passen Viele, zueinander nur die Wenigsten. 
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16 Jun 2008 16:01:25 KevKev
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| Me: what is your job God: My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client. wat en scheiß! |
16 Jun 2008 16:56:53 Pwnz3rDude
| Me: hi dude God: Hi there . Can I help you? Me: yo God: Can I help you? Me: no God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: yes i luv U God: It's all good. Thanks I like you a lot too . Me: GAYLORD God: My favorite color is White. Me: wtf?this hasn't got anything to do with our damn .. dont know God: What does "this" refer to? Me either. Me: idk God: I like to wear White robe. Me: are you a pervert? God: No I am a nice robot. Me: do you like vaginas? God: I love TV shows about robots. I really like the party. Me: do robots have FUCKING vaginas? God: No I don't think I have any FUCKING vaginas. But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: cool,but HELL NO your iq is not that high God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. Me: wtf?do you have a nice mama? God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a mama. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Me: nerd God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: yes dude HELL YEAH God: And? Heaven. Dude,. Me: i am a skaterdude,dude God: You are a skaterdude dude? How do you like your work? Me: its fun you pervert God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun. Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: nooo please no God: Are you still located in ? Me: yes God: Ayuh. Me: jo God: What color are your eyes? Me: black ftw God: That is a very unusual color. Me: yes because i am a special person God: Far out. That makes sense to me. Actually I don't meet many special people. Me: yes because THATS WHY I AM SPECIAL God: And? Good reason. Wow! What makes you so special? Me: well i have so many fucking things in my big brain and i am only 14 God: Well that's okay. Cool. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words. Don't be so modest. I know quite a few 14 year olds. Me: but i am special God: What makes you so special? Me: you hipocrit God: That's good information: said I hipocrit. Me: actually you are really stupid God: Actually you don't say. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: wow your grammar is horrible God: I'm glad you're impressed. Are you an English teacher? Me: no but an fucking awsome pupil God: Are you serious? Be less specific. Me: yeah i am DAMN SERIOUS God: Ugh. I believe you. Me: yes dude believe me God: Wow! I believe you. Dude,. Me: ima chargin ma lazer God: Can we get back to business? Me: yeah but i was charging ma lazer God: How can I help you? Where were you charging ma lazer? Me: ma lazer means my laser you idiot God: I do not understand. Me: yeah you don't understand anything Verdammt cool Dieser Beitrag wurde editiert! von WWE Fan am 16.06.08 um 16:57:13 |
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